We have known each other, what, 6 years now?
Over the years, I have come depend on you. I know there were times that I took the credit for things we worked on together, often leaving you in the background, but I always took care of you didn't I?
I need you everyday now, but lately I can't depend on you. Just when I think you have changed, you go back to your old ways, leaving me in a lurch when I need you most.
We've had good times, and bad times, but lately those bad times outweigh the good. Like 2 weeks ago, when I was making dinner for a friend and you decided it wasn't important to you and you just quit in the middle. Oh, how I prayed that you would re-join me in my effort, and reluctantly you went to work. Not to mention your blow-up on Saturday. . . I just can't tolerate that behavior.
You have slowly rationed me down to one burner and one knob. Who can work dinner magic under those conditions? I can't!
I know your kind ....I should have seen it coming, you're hot then you're cold, can't decide from day to day, well someone in this relationship needs to make a stand and it's going to be me. I'm gonna find another you. No bother trying to improve now...your promises are empty...like "Self-cleaning" hah! You never!
I won't fall for that again. It's really over...In fact, I have already found another. He'll be here Thursday, so pack up and hit the road. And guess what? He's younger, more sleek and handsome, and comes with a warranty too! Don't let the door hit you on the way out!
10 comments:
Aww, breaking up is hard to do, snicker. Have fun with your younger, sleeker model, yippee. I seriously have a crush on my stove.
Woohoo!
LOL!!!!
You are too funny! With the music, pics, and great writting you make me laugh!!! thanks Charity! Congrats on the new oven. :)
Too great! Thank you for the hefty laugh! Can't wait to see the new beau!
I loved this. Breaking up is hard to do. Glad you didn't give Cliff a kick out the door.
Hilarious! Yay for a new stove.
That. Is. Awesome!
I got a huge kick out of this post. Sorry about the stove though, out with the old baby! My stove is ridiculous also. Unfortunately it still works so I can't trade him in yet.
And I L-O-V-E the secretary desk. You are amazing! I can't wait to see it in person. And I happen to love the blue. Really fabulous.
Haha! Too funny...maybe he can hook up with the broom from the Swiffer commercials?? I'm a dork, I know...
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